- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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