- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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