You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

whats black and strange a paki

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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