- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

ok

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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