- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Jersey Shore.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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