- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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