Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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people magazine

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Jersey Shore.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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whats black? the colour

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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