Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

John lazzaro likes dick

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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