what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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A shark ate your mom

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Anti Joke

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