Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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