- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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