Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How about that airline food?

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

I am quite mature.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Sarah Palin.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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