Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

dat shoe shine tho

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

penis in the camel

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

poopoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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