The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Indians

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