What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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