what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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