- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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