What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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it's funny because it's funny

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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