- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

if got a joke if fogot it

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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