roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Tilt your screen back .

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Basically

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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My children are mistakes

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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