What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Take part of what?

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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