What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

mental kid

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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