- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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