- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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