- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

WNBA

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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