- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Cancer.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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