When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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