I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

wanna here a joke? you.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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