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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Wolfjob.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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