knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Black people.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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