If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A fat guy!

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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