- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

A baby seal walks into a club.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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