- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Asian women drivers...

womans having rights.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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