Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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i had sex.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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