- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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