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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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