- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Sam Hengal.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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