- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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