- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Christ is a conspiracy

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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