- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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