Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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