How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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