- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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