- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

it's funny because it's funny

Why can't february march Because april may

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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