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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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