- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Mogok Papiti.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

SUCK MY NUTS

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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