- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

like most people my age. im 27

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Women's rights

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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