- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

SUCK MY NUTS

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Mogok Papiti.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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