24

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

thumb_up thumb_down -39

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

roy g biv

thumb_up thumb_down -39

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

thumb_up thumb_down -39

An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

thumb_up thumb_down -41

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Your mom

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

thumb_up thumb_down -49

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

thumb_up thumb_down -51

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

thumb_up thumb_down -53

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops