What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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