- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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