what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Guest what in the butt

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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