whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Anti Joke

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