- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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