What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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so...um, yeah

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Justin Bieber

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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