Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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TOP KEK

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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PICKLES

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

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