- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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