- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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