- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Get on the boat.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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