Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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mental kid

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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