What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Jeff

What black and has children A black man

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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