- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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