- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is older than history?

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

you give like i give lomain

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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