Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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