- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Your sex life.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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