Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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