A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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