- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

"Knock knock" Come in!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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