A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Jeff

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What black and has children A black man

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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