A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

why do mexicans get made fun of

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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