Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

hers a joke... japanese people

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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