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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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