What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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The Labour Party.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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